February 2011
15 posts
Anonymous asked: hi johnny have any pets?
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I even pick on people I grew up with...
Tiffany: haha i need to grow
Tiffany: height wise
John: LULZ
John: and tit wise
John: DAMN DOUBLE As
January 2011
35 posts
Anonymous asked: Your brother is Canadian Jesus?!
Serious question: What is the one thing or person that you think is worth dieing for in this world?
Serious question: What is the one thing or person that you think is worth dieing for in this world?
Anonymous asked: if youre from canada why are you using words like titwank? i follow you on dailybooth too and you use the word "twat" and "mate". i'm from the uk and it doesnt make sense to me how you use those words in everyday life. i find it kind of awkward because it sounds a little pathetic, to be quite honest.
kelsocomplex asked: Tumblr screwed up my reply so this is going to be in form of a "question"
John,
though I have never met you in person, I feel as if I know you. I hear your voice on youtube frequently as well as when you go live on blogtv. I have heard your voice numerous times, though you have never heard mine. This is my introduction to you:
My name is Katy and I've lived in...
John,
though I have never met you in person, I feel as if I know you. I hear your voice on youtube frequently as well as when you go live on blogtv. I have heard your voice numerous times, though you have never heard mine. This is my introduction to you:
My name is Katy and I've lived in...
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It's Crazy.
It’s crazy to think that from a young age I never wanted to be a fireman or a police officer. I never wanted to be anything the other kids wanted to be. I was that kid in JK that thought an “Emergency” meant you lived in an Apartment. Clearly, I was not bright. It’s crazy to think that I went through grade school doing crazy things. I’d pick up random plays and start...
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John Strikes Again.
John: you
John: have
John: a
John: boyfriend
John: so
John: fuck you
John: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME
John: YOU HURT MY FEELIGNS
Kayla: I never see you lmao
John: YOU NEVER TALK TO ME
Kayla: YOU NEVER TALK TO MEEE
John: you titwank
John: i'm moving countries
John: and you aren't even trynig to be my best friend
Kayla: WOAH BACK UP, WHAT?!
John: yeah
John: hope you're happy now
John: HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY!
Anonymous asked: where are you from, cutie pie? :)
itsaravedave asked: YOU TIT!!!! :') <3
allieisdead--deactivated2011021 asked: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE LIKE HOT MAD SEX WITH ME. <3
k?
like, produce babies and such. and they will be CUTE AS FUCK. <3
k?
like, produce babies and such. and they will be CUTE AS FUCK. <3
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Another new demo I recorded today. I hope you like...
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This is a demo I took a couple months ago of my...
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I'm such an awkward person to talk to...
Logan: you've never heard me sing....
John: are you joking me?
Logan: liek actually sing...all my vids on youtube suck ass
John: proof
John: that you can
Logan: ......?
John: "actually sing"
John: therefore
John: you believe in yourself
John: therefore you just got fucked
John: OHHH WHOS THE BOTTOM NOW
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Me = Stupid
John: I want to run to you right now
John: and hug you
Logan: then do it
Logan: but your legs might get tired :-)
John: I wish I understood that sex joke :')
Logan: sex joke?
John: you said my legs might get tired.
John: OH
John: SHIT
John: THAT WASN'T A SEX JOKE
John: THAT
John: WAS A
John: DISTANCE JOKE
John: :')
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Best Friends?
John says:
hey bud.
John says:
remind me
John says:
when i get to your house
John says:
to fucking punch you in the face
John says:
and maybe kick you in the nads
Brett says:
i swear to god
Brett says:
well
Brett says:
i was going to threaten to hurt you
Brett says:
but
Brett says:
i decided not to
Brett says:
becuase i love you
Brett says:
but
Brett says:
clearly
Brett says:
we now know who loves who more
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Apples = Health
Health = Strength
Strength = Looks
Looks = Girls
Girls = Sex
Sex = Aids
Aids = Death
Who wants an apple?
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