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John Salib
June 28th
11:13 PM

UGH this is why I love Evan.

  • Ev Caissie: again , i get nervous about flying :P
  • Ev Caissie: god i fly so much
  • Johnny Salib: welllll think of all the sex you're gunna get
  • Ev Caissie: lol what
  • Ev Caissie: ?
  • Johnny Salib: i dont know.
  • Johnny Salib: i was just saying shit.
  • Johnny Salib: as usual
  • Ev Caissie: lolol
  • Ev Caissie: well it s toronto .... :P
  • Ev Caissie: I open my grindr and it becomes a cellphone shaped vibrator :P
  • Johnny Salib: OH
  • Johnny Salib: MY
  • Johnny Salib: GOD
  • Johnny Salib: I LOVE YOU
October 17th
2:01 AM

I'm sexy and I know it.

  • Me: I have so much power in my hand.
  • Charlene: You love your phone don't you.
  • Me: It's called my cock.