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John Salib
July 6th
11:14 PM
We’re friends? OMFG. I can’t.

We’re friends? OMFG. I can’t.

June 29th
1:37 AM
How I feel about Evan.

How I feel about Evan.

12:59 AM

What a slut.

  • Johnny Salib: umm
  • Johnny Salib: bend over
  • Ev Caissie: been that way sense birth ;)
June 28th
11:13 PM

UGH this is why I love Evan.

  • Ev Caissie: again , i get nervous about flying :P
  • Ev Caissie: god i fly so much
  • Johnny Salib: welllll think of all the sex you're gunna get
  • Ev Caissie: lol what
  • Ev Caissie: ?
  • Johnny Salib: i dont know.
  • Johnny Salib: i was just saying shit.
  • Johnny Salib: as usual
  • Ev Caissie: lolol
  • Ev Caissie: well it s toronto .... :P
  • Ev Caissie: I open my grindr and it becomes a cellphone shaped vibrator :P
  • Johnny Salib: OH
  • Johnny Salib: MY
  • Johnny Salib: GOD
  • Johnny Salib: I LOVE YOU
March 14th
2:21 AM

Hi, I’m Ev. I didn’t know how to change my profile picture….


…Thank god I was in Toronto, cause my super amazing good friend Johnny taught me how to do the simplest task on earth.

even though he got lost doing it.


I’m a troll. <3

November 30th
9:00 PM

Charlene is a fucking pissed bitch

Me: Charlene… Charlene… suce mon bite

Charlene: I’m sorry I don’t speak french

Ashley: It means suck my dick. I don’t even speak french and I knew that!

8:25 PM

Ashley is a dumbass

  • Ashley: I want to get this lighter for you (sends tumblr link)
  • Me: That's a USB. That's not a lighter Ashley, that's a USB...
  • Ashley: FUCK! If that was a lighter I would get that for you...