September 29th
12:43 PM

More thirst:

  • Guy: Hi
  • Guy: What r u up to
  • Me: Got a face?
  • Guy: Yep
  • Guy: How hung ?
  • Me: Someone is real damn thirsty.
  • Guy: True
  • Guy: Lol
  • Guy: Background ?
  • Me: I don't deal with parched men, sorry.
September 26th
12:45 PM

I woke up to this.

  • Boy: You're cute
  • Boy: Are you actually 20?
  • Boy: I like that your profile says obnoxiously truthful
  • Boy: Wait, you don't like cock?
  • Boy: No, I just reread that, so you're a top?
  • Boy: Message me back.
  • Boy: Are you ignoring me?
  • Boy: Can I see your cock?
  • Boy: ?
  • Boy: I've got a nice cock.
  • Boy: I don't get it, if you're not gay why are you on here.
  • Boy: Okay, so you're not going to show me your cock?
  • Boy: Bye
September 23rd
3:28 PM

THE THIRST IS REAL!

  • Dude: So what are you looking for on here?
  • Me: Nothing. I'm here to laugh at thirsty boys
  • Dude: Pic?
  • Me: Of?
  • Dude: Your dick
  • Me: THE THIRST IS REAL
  • Dude: What?
July 28th
10:54 PM

a message from shir3llebrianna


oh boyfriend. i don't even remember their names. we we are meant for more than that. famous people sex and such.

A-fucking-men! Who the fuck even gives a shit about them anymore. A couple people from there messaged me a while back being like… YOU’RE GAY!? SINCE WHEN!? My response, since always idiots… did you not see how much I used to flirt with my bestie. Him and I were all over each other. #StupidPeople. I don’t need bitches condemning me to hell, I enjoy having sex my way and that’s with famous sexy people ;D 

LET’S GO TO NEW YORK LIKE WE SAID.

7:51 PM

I hate when this happens:

  • Boy: So what do you do for a living?
  • Me: I sing and act.
  • Boy: cool. you any good?
  • Me: No, I just make money off of it. Really, I'm shit. How do I even answer that? Just watch a video or something, I'm pretty sure everyone who does it for a living at least thinks that they're at least a bit good.
  • Boy: cool.
  • Me: :)
  • Boy: So, how big is your cock?
  • ((PS. This was over facebook.))
July 17th
12:06 PM

I miss Maca.

May 6th
10:38 PM

The Awkward Moment Rachie asks if eating out ass is normal…

What does the gay man do?

Tells her everything.

EDUCATIONAL TIMES WITH JOHNNY!!!!!!

February 28th
12:19 AM

So… for my birthday can you get me famous?

Or just get naked… that’s cool too.

December 21st
10:48 AM

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS NUDES.

December 9th
5:33 PM

Die Young - Ke$ha