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November 21st
11:48 PM
  • Shae: any time one of us goes on Facebook and and we see someone posts about lady gaga we take a shot?
  • Tina: dumb
  • Shae: or someone of relevance
  • Me: LOL fuck that shit
  • Me: i'd be dead
  • Me: HELLO
  • Me: i have a team of gays
  • Me: thats like saying
  • Me: drink every time you see a gay boy
  • Me: WHOOP
  • Tina: ahahaha
  • Me: 1240 drinks for me
October 11th
3:50 AM

I'm pretty straight forward:

  • Guy: Hey, you're cute. Interested in fooling around?
  • Me: No
  • Guy: Why not?
  • Me: Because I don't really think I'd find anything interesting about you and I'm not very impressed.
  • Guy: I like that.
  • Me: cool.
September 29th
12:43 PM

More thirst:

  • Guy: Hi
  • Guy: What r u up to
  • Me: Got a face?
  • Guy: Yep
  • Guy: How hung ?
  • Me: Someone is real damn thirsty.
  • Guy: True
  • Guy: Lol
  • Guy: Background ?
  • Me: I don't deal with parched men, sorry.
September 26th
12:45 PM

I woke up to this.

  • Boy: You're cute
  • Boy: Are you actually 20?
  • Boy: I like that your profile says obnoxiously truthful
  • Boy: Wait, you don't like cock?
  • Boy: No, I just reread that, so you're a top?
  • Boy: Message me back.
  • Boy: Are you ignoring me?
  • Boy: Can I see your cock?
  • Boy: ?
  • Boy: I've got a nice cock.
  • Boy: I don't get it, if you're not gay why are you on here.
  • Boy: Okay, so you're not going to show me your cock?
  • Boy: Bye
September 23rd
3:28 PM

THE THIRST IS REAL!

  • Dude: So what are you looking for on here?
  • Me: Nothing. I'm here to laugh at thirsty boys
  • Dude: Pic?
  • Me: Of?
  • Dude: Your dick
  • Me: THE THIRST IS REAL
  • Dude: What?
July 28th
7:51 PM

I hate when this happens:

  • Boy: So what do you do for a living?
  • Me: I sing and act.
  • Boy: cool. you any good?
  • Me: No, I just make money off of it. Really, I'm shit. How do I even answer that? Just watch a video or something, I'm pretty sure everyone who does it for a living at least thinks that they're at least a bit good.
  • Boy: cool.
  • Me: :)
  • Boy: So, how big is your cock?
  • ((PS. This was over facebook.))
April 25th
5:30 PM

Sex.

  • Rachie: He looks like he could work at a coffee house.
  • Me: He looks like I could fuck him.
March 25th
11:37 PM
It’s true, sometimes my recordings are terrible… especially when fooling around with friends. Rachie agree’s sometimes… harmonies can just be terrible.

It’s true, sometimes my recordings are terrible… especially when fooling around with friends. Rachie agree’s sometimes… harmonies can just be terrible.

February 7th
5:29 PM

I have no best friends.

  • Me: Well best friends to me...
  • Rachie: Well yeah you and me! I mean we actually talk.
  • Me: Woop... I didn't call you my best friend. Well that was really awkward.
  • Rachie: *laughs hysterically* Awkward.
February 4th
11:13 PM

I make my friends lesbians

  • Rachie: im going to regret typing this because youll use it against me somehow
  • Johnny Salib: so.
  • Rachie: but i think about tit all the time