April 25th
5:30 PM
5:30 PM
Sex.
- Rachie: He looks like he could work at a coffee house.
- Me: He looks like I could fuck him.
March 25th
11:37 PM
11:37 PM
It’s true, sometimes my recordings are terrible… especially when fooling around with friends. Rachie agree’s sometimes… harmonies can just be terrible.
February 7th
5:29 PM
5:29 PM
I have no best friends.
- Me: Well best friends to me...
- Rachie: Well yeah you and me! I mean we actually talk.
- Me: Woop... I didn't call you my best friend. Well that was really awkward.
- Rachie: *laughs hysterically* Awkward.
February 4th
11:13 PM
11:13 PM
I make my friends lesbians
- Rachie: im going to regret typing this because youll use it against me somehow
- Johnny Salib: so.
- Rachie: but i think about tit all the time
January 19th
12:57 AM
12:57 AM
Fame went to her head.
- Rachie: i have so many balls
- Rachie: in my mooooouthhhhhhh
January 18th
10:54 PM
10:54 PM
When things get rough, bring the gay out.
- Johnny Salib: Everyone knows
- Johnny Salib: you're going to live.
- Johnny Salib: so you might as well start trying
- Johnny Salib: <3
- Rachie: are those lyrics? bc i dont know what were trying ;x
- Rachie: my brains kind of dumb right now
- Johnny Salib: they are lyrics to the song
- Rachie: omg im such a dumb fuck
- Rachie: i JUST LISTENED TO IT
- Johnny Salib: SHOWS YOU WATHCED IT.
- Rachie: and i can hear it in my head
- Johnny Salib: SHOWS SO MUCH
- Johnny Salib: WOW.
- Rachie: I DID!
- Rachie: OMG
- Johnny Salib: WOW
- Rachie: I SWEAR I DID
- Johnny Salib: BITE
- Johnny Salib: MY
- Johnny Salib: TITS
- Johnny Salib: NOW
- Rachie: CHOMP CHOMP MOTHER FUCKER
December 31st
3:26 PM
3:26 PM
December 18th
1:28 AM
1:28 AM
A boy can dream.
December 10th
2:12 PM
2:12 PM
Clearly nothing.
What a bad friend.
December 9th
12:28 AM
12:28 AM
Awkward.
- Derpy: Is he gay?
- Me: He's my boyfriend...
