I'm the worst.
- my hair is so bland
- its evenly lengthed
- and i cant style it cos its too thick
- my hair before was rad
- with the uneven thing
- am i a girl?
- you are the bottom in our relationship
- which is fine.
- THIS DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
- John: Honestly, you're so gay.
- Ashley: Oh no, you've hurt my gay feelings. My gay feelings are hurt!