September 29th
12:43 PM

More thirst:

  • Guy: Hi
  • Guy: What r u up to
  • Me: Got a face?
  • Guy: Yep
  • Guy: How hung ?
  • Me: Someone is real damn thirsty.
  • Guy: True
  • Guy: Lol
  • Guy: Background ?
  • Me: I don't deal with parched men, sorry.
September 26th
12:45 PM

I woke up to this.

  • Boy: You're cute
  • Boy: Are you actually 20?
  • Boy: I like that your profile says obnoxiously truthful
  • Boy: Wait, you don't like cock?
  • Boy: No, I just reread that, so you're a top?
  • Boy: Message me back.
  • Boy: Are you ignoring me?
  • Boy: Can I see your cock?
  • Boy: ?
  • Boy: I've got a nice cock.
  • Boy: I don't get it, if you're not gay why are you on here.
  • Boy: Okay, so you're not going to show me your cock?
  • Boy: Bye
September 23rd
3:28 PM

THE THIRST IS REAL!

  • Dude: So what are you looking for on here?
  • Me: Nothing. I'm here to laugh at thirsty boys
  • Dude: Pic?
  • Me: Of?
  • Dude: Your dick
  • Me: THE THIRST IS REAL
  • Dude: What?
September 18th
1:58 PM

Ask Away

QUESTION TIME

August 28th
1:49 AM

Twerking.

July 28th
7:51 PM

I hate when this happens:

  • Boy: So what do you do for a living?
  • Me: I sing and act.
  • Boy: cool. you any good?
  • Me: No, I just make money off of it. Really, I'm shit. How do I even answer that? Just watch a video or something, I'm pretty sure everyone who does it for a living at least thinks that they're at least a bit good.
  • Boy: cool.
  • Me: :)
  • Boy: So, how big is your cock?
  • ((PS. This was over facebook.))
July 23rd
4:30 PM
Via
THIS IS FOR ALL THE BITCHES WHO SAID I HAVEN’T GAINED WEIGHT. LOOK AT THAT JAW. THAT WAS MY JAW!

THIS IS FOR ALL THE BITCHES WHO SAID I HAVEN’T GAINED WEIGHT. LOOK AT THAT JAW. THAT WAS MY JAW!

July 17th
12:06 PM

I miss Maca.

May 6th
10:38 PM

The Awkward Moment Rachie asks if eating out ass is normal…

What does the gay man do?

Tells her everything.

EDUCATIONAL TIMES WITH JOHNNY!!!!!!

February 28th
12:19 AM

So… for my birthday can you get me famous?

Or just get naked… that’s cool too.