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John Salib
January 21st
4:29 PM

a message from agriking


No slutty pics on line! You have your career to think of!

LOL! Did you hear that Wes!? Geo doesn’t approve of me uploading naughty pix of me on the internet! Must always follow Geo’s rules.

July 28th
11:13 PM

a message from shirellebriannaa


YESSSSS. we can movie to new york live in a tiny ass apartment. and we can be each others wing men!! and like maybe even fuck our way to fame! doesn't that sound magical?

#1. I already have lived in tiny ass apartments in Toronto, so BOOYEAH I’m ready.

#2. Exactly, so just in case we are too drunk to tell if our men are hot we will always have the other telling us that they are good to bang.

#3. We must learn from the best, Marilyn Monroe, that sweetheart fucked her way to the top and to my heart.

#4. I believe in magic.

July 3rd
12:44 AM

a message from Anonymous


you just seem like you'd be up tapping anyone in toronto

#1. I would never just “tap anyone.” I’m a tiny bit classier than that and by a tiny bit, I mean a bit more classy.

#2. You’re on the internet, you don’t know me. I know that is very cliché for me to say, but let’s be honest… I have an internet persona. I realize my persona is very sexualized, but that doesn’t necessarily reflect who I am. I refuse to sleep with anyone who doesn’t have specific attributes to them that attracts me to them. I would never “tap” anyone just for being hot. Trust me, I would have had a lot of sex by now, and probably a ton of STDs and STIs. 

#3. I rarely meet interesting men in Toronto. I’m ready for the hate when I say this. A lot of the gay men I meet here are assholes or are very uninteresting. That’s why it takes me so long to be in a relationship. Also, why do you think I stuck in a relationship with Alexi for so long. I stick to good things, I don’t bounce from object to object. It’s the same with my material items as it is for my boys. I have been wearing the same clothes I have worn for years, until I feel like it’s ready to retire them. I don’t “change my phone” when I get bored of it. Even though blackberries can be really shitty. I’ve been using the same laptop for 3 years now, even though it’s not the best macbook out there. I have been using the same headphones since I bought them, even though the left ear has distortion in it and I broke the original connection cable. I still wear the same glasses I had since grade 10. Sticking to things is what I do. Obviously… I’m still a freaking musician and an actor… that’s a super hard commitment to be in. 

#4. It’s time for you to stop trolling my ask box, especially about Alexi and my relations with others. You obviously have nothing important to say about either. If you’re attempting to put me down, I don’t get it. I’M ON THE INTERNET. Did you want Alexi or something? I could hardly believe so, because the most you probably know about him are the youtube videos we used to post. Do you want to be with me? Ha! If you did you would know this isn’t good flirting. Do you have something against me? Good. Because your hate gives me something to do, other than finger bitches. 

#5. SMD. My whore legs are spread. 

PEACE BYTCH!

12:31 AM

a message from Anonymous


Im surprised ur not dating anyone already.

Seriously, if you’re the same anon I’m starting to not care about answering your questions. Also, what do you take me as some sort of floosy who is always in a relationship? 

July 1st
10:35 AM
Nigga please.

Nigga please.

June 29th
1:37 AM
How I feel about Evan.

How I feel about Evan.

12:59 AM

What a slut.

  • Johnny Salib: umm
  • Johnny Salib: bend over
  • Ev Caissie: been that way sense birth ;)
February 24th
12:12 PM

Cunt

  • Me: The girl still never answered.
  • Charlene: What a cunt
  • Me: No, what a fucking more than a cunt. What a fucking Ass Munch.
January 5th
10:00 AM

My mum hurts

  • Me: Mom you're not going to defend me?
  • Mom: What?
  • Me: She said that you think I'm a slut.
  • Mom: Sometimes.
December 31st
2:40 AM
But I have a french clock :(

But I have a french clock :(